"Emily (patient's imaginary friend) is sitting right next to you, doctor. She says, she likes you."
"Doc, you hands are sooo small, I want to eat them and let you bleed out and die. hahaha"
Tell me, how would you react to these?
On happier notes,
"My name is C. I know your name! Your name is doctor. The other lady there, her name is doctor too."
Apparently, 'doctor' is our first name.